His stick was so huge and heavy that his hind legs rose into the air
Walks away with meth in his pockets while everyone is laughing
A dodger, but only in his own backyard
Maybe the pattern just wasn't pretty.
This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy
This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy
Dog: "What are u waiting for. Switch on the tv and get me a beer."